Andre-isms

Just a light-hearted post to end a hectic work week!

Over the years, Andre has been entertaining our household with his off-the-wall quips, often without meaning to. I sometimes post these "Andre-isms" on Facebook but I thought I would just compile some of them here, so I can remember them and refer back when I need a good laugh.

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Andre: "That's the shop with all the fake women."
Lesley-Anne: "They're called mannequins."

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Andre: "Is Labour Day when all the mothers remember how painful it was during labour?"

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Andre trips and falls on his butt in front of his classmates.

Teacher: "Are you alright?"
Andre (dusting himself off): "It's ok, it runs in the family."

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Me: "You ate fried food again?!"
Andre: "Popcorn chicken is not fried! All the sauce made it soggy."

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Andre to me: "I'm lucky because you're quite clever and I have your genes."

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Andre (after being berated by me for a sub-par assessment paper): "Even though you scold me, I still love you."

Ok, so this last one is not funny in the least, but I really think I have the sweetest son.

TGIF!